"where are my glasses?"
- anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(via way2fargone)

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

(via summer-maa-niggaa)

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

(via summer-maa-niggaa)

"Other people are not medicine."
- It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via aheartoflions)

resits:

If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.

(Source: resits, via lifesjustugh)

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog, via way2fargone)

glna:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

(Source: urasue, via rhinoceros-skin)

The Infamous Middle Finger