If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via way2fargone)


If you can’t handle me at my worst (approximately four to five weeks after a haircut), you don’t deserve me at my best (approximately 1.5 to 2 weeks after a haircut).

(via fartgallery)

"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk."
- (via mydemisee)

(Source: wnderlst, via seeminglyhopeless)


The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via aglimpseofjulie)

The Infamous Middle Finger